There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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