My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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