Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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