it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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