I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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