I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
