Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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