I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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