I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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