So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He felt like a one man threesome
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Randomize
