u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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