I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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