just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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