just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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