I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Randomize
