But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I am one with the molecules
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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