did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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