we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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