69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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