My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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