Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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