It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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