"it" just moved
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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