Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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