apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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