I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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