Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
i drank out of a bidet.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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