am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
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