Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick