i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom