I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i barfeds in our rink
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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