god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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