i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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