Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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