I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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