Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
its liver damage thursday
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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