the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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