I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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