What did we do last night that was yellow?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Randomize