I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
YAS. BRING CRAB.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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