No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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