i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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