Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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