i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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