Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
how drunk are you?
Several
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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