I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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