I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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