My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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