I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
His nipple licking is glorious
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