He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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