I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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