he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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