Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
