She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wish you could order shots online.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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